Daily Humor - Not the answer she expected.

A wife wanting to see her husband’s reaction asked him

“Honey, If I die will you remarry?”

The Husband replied, “Well dear, the children DO need a mother so yes, I would.”

The wife asked “And would she live in my house?”

To which her hubby replied “Well dear, it’s paid for and in good condition so it would only make sense?”

And the wife asked “And would she sleep in my bed!?”

And the husband replied in a matter of fact manner, “Well the bed is brand new and in good condition, it would be a waste not to use it”

The wife now a little upset asked the husband “I bet you’d even let her use my golf clubs!

To which the husband replied, “Well of course not dear, She’s left handed.”

Hope you had a laugh
Eric


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